Hey, this is Dave Strider. I am being insufferably douchy somewhere right now and can't be assed to pick up my phone. But if you have a message for John Egbert instead, leave it here after the beep.
vriska??? yeah! i can definitely come over!! are you at your house right now? wait, that is a dumb question, you are probably at your house if you are inviting me over!
Yeah, who else would it 8e? You don't know any other ladies that type in this shade of cerulean, do you? Anyway, yeah, I'm at my hive. Just sitting around doing a8solutely nothing. 8oooooooored and w8ing. So get your windy 8utt over here if you're coming.
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yeah!
i can definitely come over!!
are you at your house right now?
wait, that is a dumb question, you are probably at your house if you are inviting me over!
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You don't know any other ladies that type in this shade of cerulean, do you?
Anyway, yeah, I'm at my hive.
Just sitting around doing a8solutely nothing. 8oooooooored and w8ing. So get your windy 8utt over here if you're coming.
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nevermind!
i will be over soon.
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See you in a 8it, John.