Hey, this is Dave Strider. I am being insufferably douchy somewhere right now and can't be assed to pick up my phone. But if you have a message for John Egbert instead, leave it here after the beep.
Oh You Think Things Are Okay Now Have You Considered Perhaps That Unlike Every Other Participant In This Conflict Jade Is Actually Mature Enough To Simply Pretend As If They Are To Facilitate A Resolution You Remember Resolutions Right Those Compromises That Serve To Defuse The Fires Which Fuel An Argument So Lets Discuss Your Contribution To The Delay Of This One
no!!!! i am sick and tired of people giving me a hard time about this! i apologized to everyone that got angry at me, and that is that!! it's not like i can go back and not have said anything about it at this point. i am not the person with time travel powers, kanaya!
i didn't force him out of his home!! i didn't tell him he had to leave, in fact i don't even care if he is there! he can come back any time he wants to because i sure as hell didn't make him leave!
You Are Being Remarkably Dense If You Think That You Had Nothing To Do With His Leaving Do You Even Care That Hes Gone Or At All Hes Very Sensitive To These Matters John If You Hadnt Noticed
i am not saying i am special. I NEVER SAID I WAS SPECIAL!!! STOP SAYING THINGS FOR ME, OR TELLING ME WHAT I HAVE SAID AND DONE WHEN I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY DONE IT!!!!!
Stop Yelling First Youre Acting Like A Proper Ingrate At The Moment Causing A Conflict Thats Extended Well Beyond Just The Two Of You But Youre Too Stubborn To See That And Refuse To Take Any Steps To Set Things Right You Are Not The One With Any Right Be Angry Anymore
BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU ARE ANGRY ABUT STUFF THAT PRETTY MUCH DOESN'T EVEN INVOLVE YOU. THIS CONVERSATION IS STUPID I AM GOING NOW. TALK TO YOU WHEN YOU AREN'T GETTING FUSSY AND INVOLVED IN BUSINESS THAT ISN'T YOURS TO GET INVOLVED WITH!!
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Have You Considered Perhaps That Unlike Every Other Participant In This Conflict Jade Is Actually Mature Enough To Simply Pretend As If They Are To Facilitate A Resolution
You Remember Resolutions Right
Those Compromises That Serve To Defuse The Fires Which Fuel An Argument
So Lets Discuss Your Contribution To The Delay Of This One
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i am sick and tired of people giving me a hard time about this!
i apologized to everyone that got angry at me, and that is that!!
it's not like i can go back and not have said anything about it at this point.
i am not the person with time travel powers, kanaya!
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There Is Still One Very Notable Exception
Perhaps The Most Important Among Them
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Because That Would Be The Mature And Reasonable Thing To Do
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[ Yes he is. ]
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i didn't tell him he had to leave, in fact i don't even care if he is there!
he can come back any time he wants to because i sure as hell didn't make him leave!
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Do You Even Care That Hes Gone
Or At All
Hes Very Sensitive To These Matters John
If You Hadnt Noticed
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These Are Things I Have A Particular Knowledge In
But Thats His Excuse
So Whats Yours
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i have had to put up with it for two years, and i don't really want to anymore.
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We All Put Up With A Great Deal Of Bullshit From Everyone Else
You Arent Special For It
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I NEVER SAID I WAS SPECIAL!!!
STOP SAYING THINGS FOR ME, OR TELLING ME WHAT I HAVE SAID AND DONE WHEN I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY DONE IT!!!!!
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Youre Acting Like A Proper Ingrate At The Moment
Causing A Conflict Thats Extended Well Beyond Just The Two Of You
But Youre Too Stubborn To See That
And Refuse To Take Any Steps To Set Things Right
You Are Not The One With Any Right Be Angry Anymore
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THIS CONVERSATION IS STUPID I AM GOING NOW.
TALK TO YOU WHEN YOU AREN'T GETTING FUSSY AND INVOLVED IN BUSINESS THAT ISN'T YOURS TO GET INVOLVED WITH!!
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