Hey, this is Dave Strider. I am being insufferably douchy somewhere right now and can't be assed to pick up my phone. But if you have a message for John Egbert instead, leave it here after the beep.
Johhn So Ive Just .looked Back On The Evening THsua Far And I THiznk Youre Owed Some Alopogy Imn Being TOo Messleaome Arent I Thas Why Youre Ignoting Me You Just Wanyrd A PLeasant Eveming An Heres Kanaya LOke Some Obearvering Swill Farmer Sreving Unwanted Slop U[on Your Wntire Experiebce Im Tge WIrst Kind Of Perxon Im Sorry
text; two hours later, before vriska and davesprite fight
I THiznk
Youre Owed Some Alopogy
Imn Being TOo Messleaome Arent I Thas Why Youre Ignoting Me
You Just Wanyrd A PLeasant Eveming An Heres Kanaya LOke Some Obearvering Swill Farmer Sreving Unwanted Slop U[on Your Wntire Experiebce
Im Tge WIrst Kind Of Perxon Im Sorry