Hey, this is Dave Strider. I am being insufferably douchy somewhere right now and can't be assed to pick up my phone. But if you have a message for John Egbert instead, leave it here after the beep.
The Fact Is That I Honbestly Cant STand The Sight Of Her I Just Want To Pull Her By The Hair And And That Isnt Important But Youre A Good Person And Have Been A Better Friend Than I Deserve So The LAst Thing Id Want To See Is For You To Be Hurt And Yes Shes Beaujtiful John I Know She Beifautiful I Know This But Shes Also Incredibly Dangerous And Maybe You Know Within Tge Strictest Ream Of Possiblity That May Not Be A Positive Trait And In The End SHell Only Hurt You You Can Look Into That Gorgeous Yet Entirely Punchable Face Of Hers And Just Kmow That Shes Not Nearly As Invested As You ARe The Only Person Of Importance To Vriska Serket Is Vriska Serket And You Dont Deserve To Be Subjected To That Or Have Her Break Your Heart Youre Important To Me And I Dont Think I Could Take That But I Swear To You The Moment It Occurs I Will Make Her Regret It I WOuldnt Really Minf At All Youre Too Good For Her Maybe Youre Even The BEst Of Us I Dont Know Things Dont Get Under Your Skin And I Admriew That And You Alsowats Lok After Your Friends Its A Good Quality I Just Want RTo Be Certainv Someonqs Also Looking After You What Happens If You Slip And No Ones There Because Youre Too Busy Checking Theyre Footing And You Slide Into The Abyss Do You Think Youd Just Fall For the Rest Of Eternity I Dont Know Some Days I Fear I May Have Taken That Plunge Already And Im Just Falling With No Landing In Sight And No Reprieve Or Mercy Or Hope You Just Fall Forever John And MAybe Theres Some Freedom In That Like Youre Already On Your Way To The Bottom So You Cant Possibly Slip Any Further Down Andd Itv Leasd To Decisions You Wouldt Make Otherwise Because Youre In This Light-Forskaen Pit And Youll Be Damned If Anyoe Else Has To Experience It Also Well Youll Be Damned Either Way But that Isnt The Pint The Point Is That You Can Be In This Existential Freefall And Then Someone Actually Takes Your Hand And Tries To Pull You Out But Maybe Youre Stubborn Because You Prefer The Darkness Or Just Feel As Though Its Important YOiure In It Because It Alows You To Prevent Anyone Else From Making A Similar Descent AndThey Dont Even Care They Just Want You To Be Happy For Once So I Feel Like Shit I Dont Know I Just Trily Appreciate Your Friendship John Thats All Im Trying To Say
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I Just Want To Pull Her By The Hair And
And
That Isnt Important
But Youre A Good Person And Have Been A Better Friend Than I Deserve
So The LAst Thing Id Want To See Is For You To Be Hurt
And Yes Shes Beaujtiful
John I Know She Beifautiful
I Know This
But Shes Also Incredibly Dangerous And Maybe
You Know Within Tge Strictest Ream Of Possiblity
That May Not Be A Positive Trait
And In The End SHell Only Hurt You
You Can Look Into That Gorgeous Yet Entirely Punchable Face Of Hers And Just Kmow That Shes Not Nearly As Invested As You ARe
The Only Person Of Importance To Vriska Serket Is Vriska Serket
And You Dont Deserve To Be Subjected To That Or Have Her Break Your Heart
Youre Important To Me And I Dont Think I Could Take That
But I Swear To You The Moment It Occurs I Will Make Her Regret It
I WOuldnt Really Minf At All
Youre Too Good For Her Maybe Youre Even The BEst Of Us I Dont Know
Things Dont Get Under Your Skin And I Admriew That
And You Alsowats Lok After Your Friends Its A Good Quality I Just Want RTo Be Certainv Someonqs Also Looking After You
What Happens If You Slip And No Ones There Because Youre Too Busy Checking Theyre Footing And You Slide Into The Abyss
Do You Think Youd Just Fall For the Rest Of Eternity
I Dont Know Some Days I Fear I May Have Taken That Plunge Already
And Im Just Falling With No Landing In Sight And No Reprieve Or Mercy Or Hope
You Just Fall Forever John
And MAybe Theres Some Freedom In That Like Youre Already On Your Way To The Bottom So You Cant Possibly Slip Any Further Down
Andd Itv Leasd To Decisions You Wouldt Make Otherwise
Because Youre In This Light-Forskaen Pit And Youll Be Damned If Anyoe Else Has To Experience It Also
Well Youll Be Damned Either Way But that Isnt The Pint
The Point Is That You Can Be In This Existential Freefall And Then Someone Actually Takes Your Hand And Tries To Pull You Out
But Maybe Youre Stubborn Because You Prefer The Darkness Or Just Feel As Though Its Important YOiure In It Because It Alows You To Prevent Anyone Else From Making A Similar Descent
AndThey Dont Even Care They Just Want You To Be Happy For Once
So I Feel Like
Shit I Dont Know
I Just Trily Appreciate Your Friendship John Thats All Im Trying To Say