Hey, this is Dave Strider. I am being insufferably douchy somewhere right now and can't be assed to pick up my phone. But if you have a message for John Egbert instead, leave it here after the beep.
oh wow, i guess i missed a lot of texts from you tonight. and you sure did say a lot of things! i kind of missed everything after the punch warning. i am pretty sure that somebody spiked it. i am also pretty sure you already know that.
Well I Had Accokmplished Some Dnacign Not Espcelily Well But Sitll Nothing I Cna Expect To Lsat Beyodn The Dncaefoorl Unfortunatley KArkta Was In A Fihgt We HAd To Lveae
An Intloerabel And Generally Awfuy Fucwkit By HTe Name Of Jluian Keller Im Alraedy Auspicstidcizng Between Aradia And Hmi I Dont Need Anthoer Here But Hes Relaly Stiupd And Needs Top Be Punched I nThe THe Face Patoniclaly
i don't think i actually know him, but he's gotta be pretty hatable if both aradia and karkat hate him! in the non-platonic way that is. since i don't think it's that hard for karkat to hate people in a platonic way, actually. i think he kind of hates everyone like that.
At Least A Cosnideralbe Amount Of Thme Its Gettigbn PPretty Overwhelming Actually Hold On Waht Are They Doing Whit There Phones Atr They Oh Hell No Tahts Not Happening On My Wtach
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What IS She Doign Over There
I Thuoght That Was The Ohter Dave
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and you sure did say a lot of things!
i kind of missed everything after the punch warning.
i am pretty sure that somebody spiked it.
i am also pretty sure you already know that.
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I Consmued A Fromaidesbl Amnuot
This Inst What I Wnated Ffrom The Eveingn John
Eberiythng Just Wenr Wrong Dint It
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it started off really good though!
so i hope that you at least had a little bit of fun before it all started sucking.
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Nothing I Cna Expect To Lsat Beyodn The Dncaefoorl Unfortunatley
KArkta Was In A Fihgt We HAd To Lveae
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karkat got into a fight too?
who did he fight?
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Im Alraedy Auspicstidcizng Between Aradia And Hmi I Dont Need Anthoer Here
But Hes Relaly Stiupd And Needs Top Be Punched I nThe THe Face Patoniclaly
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in the non-platonic way that is.
since i don't think it's that hard for karkat to hate people in a platonic way, actually.
i think he kind of hates everyone like that.
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Its Gettigbn PPretty Overwhelming Actually
Hold On Waht Are They Doing Whit There Phones Atr They
Oh Hell No Tahts Not Happening On My Wtach
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what's happening???
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There Tryign To Send Him A Haet Confeisson
Nothing A Simple Coifsctaion Coudlnt Solve
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I Thughot IT WAss In My Pruse
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I Shuold Porbably Go
Better Atentd To Thses Two
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good luck!
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And Dont Froteg To Deelte That Txet
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and no worries i will.
later, kanaya.
[ Only after he reads it first. ]