Hey, this is Dave Strider. I am being insufferably douchy somewhere right now and can't be assed to pick up my phone. But if you have a message for John Egbert instead, leave it here after the beep.
John I Just Wanted To Make Sure You Were Aware That Her Teeth Are Considerably Pointed Maybe Not For The Same Purpose As My Own But A Little Larger So If You You Know What Nevermind
Johhn So Ive Just .looked Back On The Evening THsua Far And I THiznk Youre Owed Some Alopogy Imn Being TOo Messleaome Arent I Thas Why Youre Ignoting Me You Just Wanyrd A PLeasant Eveming An Heres Kanaya LOke Some Obearvering Swill Farmer Sreving Unwanted Slop U[on Your Wntire Experiebce Im Tge WIrst Kind Of Perxon Im Sorry
text; the fifteen minutes it took her to type all this
The Fact Is That I Honbestly Cant STand The Sight Of Her I Just Want To Pull Her By The Hair And And That Isnt Important But Youre A Good Person And Have Been A Better Friend Than I Deserve So The LAst Thing Id Want To See Is For You To Be Hurt And Yes Shes Beaujtiful John I Know She Beifautiful I Know This But Shes Also Incredibly Dangerous And Maybe You Know Within Tge Strictest Ream Of Possiblity That May Not Be A Positive Trait And In The End SHell Only Hurt You You Can Look Into That Gorgeous Yet Entirely Punchable Face Of Hers And Just Kmow That Shes Not Nearly As Invested As You ARe The Only Person Of Importance To Vriska Serket Is Vriska Serket And You Dont Deserve To Be Subjected To That Or Have Her Break Your Heart Youre Important To Me And I Dont Think I Could Take That But I Swear To You The Moment It Occurs I Will Make Her Regret It I WOuldnt Really Minf At All Youre Too Good For Her Maybe Youre Even The BEst Of Us I Dont Know Things Dont Get Under Your Skin And I Admriew That And You Alsowats Lok After Your Friends Its A Good Quality I Just Want RTo Be Certainv Someonqs Also Looking After You What Happens If You Slip And No Ones There Because Youre Too Busy Checking Theyre Footing And You Slide Into The Abyss Do You Think Youd Just Fall For the Rest Of Eternity I Dont Know Some Days I Fear I May Have Taken That Plunge Already And Im Just Falling With No Landing In Sight And No Reprieve Or Mercy Or Hope You Just Fall Forever John And MAybe Theres Some Freedom In That Like Youre Already On Your Way To The Bottom So You Cant Possibly Slip Any Further Down Andd Itv Leasd To Decisions You Wouldt Make Otherwise Because Youre In This Light-Forskaen Pit And Youll Be Damned If Anyoe Else Has To Experience It Also Well Youll Be Damned Either Way But that Isnt The Pint The Point Is That You Can Be In This Existential Freefall And Then Someone Actually Takes Your Hand And Tries To Pull You Out But Maybe Youre Stubborn Because You Prefer The Darkness Or Just Feel As Though Its Important YOiure In It Because It Alows You To Prevent Anyone Else From Making A Similar Descent AndThey Dont Even Care They Just Want You To Be Happy For Once So I Feel Like Shit I Dont Know I Just Trily Appreciate Your Friendship John Thats All Im Trying To Say
text; the five minutes it takes her to realize what she just sent
Johnf Thdis IS Kind Of Embarerassding But VAn You Do Me A Fsavor And Delrte That PReviosu Message Without Readig It Thankf You Rememberf Aso To Avoid The Ounch
[ there are no more texts following, as kanaya has turned off her phone ]
john i jsut wanted to say haha omg were te buttons alkways thsi tiny ok i think that you shoudl kiss virska because sehs intolerable adn you could probabloy make her elss so ok im gonan go find karkat nwo byeee
text; sometime at the end of the dance, after vriska and dave's fight
woah!! what really???? i mean, i was kind of wondering if i am supposed to or not, but i am not sure about the whole thing! do you think she even wants to?
oh wow, i guess i missed a lot of texts from you tonight. and you sure did say a lot of things! i kind of missed everything after the punch warning. i am pretty sure that somebody spiked it. i am also pretty sure you already know that.
Well I Had Accokmplished Some Dnacign Not Espcelily Well But Sitll Nothing I Cna Expect To Lsat Beyodn The Dncaefoorl Unfortunatley KArkta Was In A Fihgt We HAd To Lveae
An Intloerabel And Generally Awfuy Fucwkit By HTe Name Of Jluian Keller Im Alraedy Auspicstidcizng Between Aradia And Hmi I Dont Need Anthoer Here But Hes Relaly Stiupd And Needs Top Be Punched I nThe THe Face Patoniclaly
i don't think i actually know him, but he's gotta be pretty hatable if both aradia and karkat hate him! in the non-platonic way that is. since i don't think it's that hard for karkat to hate people in a platonic way, actually. i think he kind of hates everyone like that.
At Least A Cosnideralbe Amount Of Thme Its Gettigbn PPretty Overwhelming Actually Hold On Waht Are They Doing Whit There Phones Atr They Oh Hell No Tahts Not Happening On My Wtach
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