IC Contact

[dupable]

Hey, this is Dave Strider. I am being insufferably douchy somewhere right now and can't be assed to pick up my phone. But if you have a message for John Egbert instead, leave it here after the beep.

Comments

text;

[glowsferatu]

John I Would Appreciate An Update On Your Current Status
Is Everything Alright Was Your Arrival Accomplished Safely

text; fifteen minutes late

[glowsferatu]

John I Just Wanted To Make Sure You Were Aware That Her Teeth Are Considerably Pointed
Maybe Not For The Same Purpose As My Own But A Little Larger
So If You
You Know What Nevermind

text; an hour later

[glowsferatu]

John Its Me Again Dont Let Her Have Too Much Punch
Just
Trust Me

text; five minutes later

[glowsferatu]

On Second Thought Probably Avoid The Punch Altogether Yourself
Hic
Shit Why Did I Type That Hic

text; forty minutes later

[glowsferatu]

Hi John I Just Want To Make Sure Youre Still Alive
Please Respond

text; fifteen minutes later

[glowsferatu]

Given Your Lack Of Response I Am Assuming You To Be Either Dead Or Ignoring Me
If Its The Former Then Whatever I Dont Care
Oh
Nevermind There You Are

text; two hours later, before vriska and davesprite fight

[glowsferatu]

Johhn So Ive Just .looked Back On The Evening THsua Far And
I THiznk
Youre Owed Some Alopogy
Imn Being TOo Messleaome Arent I Thas Why Youre Ignoting Me
You Just Wanyrd A PLeasant Eveming An Heres Kanaya LOke Some Obearvering Swill Farmer Sreving Unwanted Slop U[on Your Wntire Experiebce
Im Tge WIrst Kind Of Perxon Im Sorry

text; the fifteen minutes it took her to type all this

[glowsferatu]

The Fact Is That I Honbestly Cant STand The Sight Of Her
I Just Want To Pull Her By The Hair And
And
That Isnt Important
But Youre A Good Person And Have Been A Better Friend Than I Deserve
So The LAst Thing Id Want To See Is For You To Be Hurt
And Yes Shes Beaujtiful
John I Know She Beifautiful
I Know This
But Shes Also Incredibly Dangerous And Maybe
You Know Within Tge Strictest Ream Of Possiblity
That May Not Be A Positive Trait
And In The End SHell Only Hurt You
You Can Look Into That Gorgeous Yet Entirely Punchable Face Of Hers And Just Kmow That Shes Not Nearly As Invested As You ARe
The Only Person Of Importance To Vriska Serket Is Vriska Serket
And You Dont Deserve To Be Subjected To That Or Have Her Break Your Heart
Youre Important To Me And I Dont Think I Could Take That
But I Swear To You The Moment It Occurs I Will Make Her Regret It
I WOuldnt Really Minf At All
Youre Too Good For Her Maybe Youre Even The BEst Of Us I Dont Know
Things Dont Get Under Your Skin And I Admriew That
And You Alsowats Lok After Your Friends Its A Good Quality I Just Want RTo Be Certainv Someonqs Also Looking After You
What Happens If You Slip And No Ones There Because Youre Too Busy Checking Theyre Footing And You Slide Into The Abyss
Do You Think Youd Just Fall For the Rest Of Eternity
I Dont Know Some Days I Fear I May Have Taken That Plunge Already
And Im Just Falling With No Landing In Sight And No Reprieve Or Mercy Or Hope
You Just Fall Forever John
And MAybe Theres Some Freedom In That Like Youre Already On Your Way To The Bottom So You Cant Possibly Slip Any Further Down
Andd Itv Leasd To Decisions You Wouldt Make Otherwise
Because Youre In This Light-Forskaen Pit And Youll Be Damned If Anyoe Else Has To Experience It Also
Well Youll Be Damned Either Way But that Isnt The Pint
The Point Is That You Can Be In This Existential Freefall And Then Someone Actually Takes Your Hand And Tries To Pull You Out
But Maybe Youre Stubborn Because You Prefer The Darkness Or Just Feel As Though Its Important YOiure In It Because It Alows You To Prevent Anyone Else From Making A Similar Descent
AndThey Dont Even Care They Just Want You To Be Happy For Once
So I Feel Like
Shit I Dont Know
I Just Trily Appreciate Your Friendship John Thats All Im Trying To Say

text; the five minutes it takes her to realize what she just sent

[glowsferatu]

Johnf Thdis IS Kind Of Embarerassding But VAn You Do Me A Fsavor And Delrte That PReviosu Message Without Readig It
Thankf You
Rememberf Aso To Avoid The Ounch

[ there are no more texts following, as kanaya has turned off her phone ]

text; sometime at the end of the dance, after vriska and dave's fight

[dupable]

woah those are a lot of words!
i am sorry, kanaya, i will have to read them all later.
some stuff kind of happened, so i don't really have time now.

text;

[glowsferatu]

No DOnt Raec Them Just Deleet It
What IS She Doign Over There
I Thuoght That Was The Ohter Dave

text; the text comes several hours later

[dupable]

oh wow, i guess i missed a lot of texts from you tonight.
and you sure did say a lot of things!
i kind of missed everything after the punch warning.
i am pretty sure that somebody spiked it.
i am also pretty sure you already know that.

[aliveandticking]

john i jsut wanted to say
haha omg were te buttons alkways thsi tiny
ok
i think that you shoudl kiss virska because sehs intolerable adn you could probabloy make her elss so
ok im gonan go find karkat nwo byeee

ASSUMING this is before vriska and davesprite's fight

[dupable]

woah!!
what really????
i mean, i was kind of wondering if i am supposed to or not, but i am not sure about the whole thing!
do you think she even wants to?

YES LMAO...

[aliveandticking]

i think
that it cant hurt
buttttttt
you did not hear it from me ok??

[cawky]

egbert
its your friendly neighborhood carrier pigeon with a message
get your chubby ass to the import clinic pronto
nothing super serious but nill is here
and we gotta talk

forward-dated to Sunday

[luckout]

Hey........



So I found this Ghost 8usters game that I 8ought with you 8efore I left that I forgot a8out.
You should get on and play with me.
Or
I don't know. You could come over and play something, I have a few other games?

[She's regretting it as soon as she sends it.]

[dupable]

vriska???
yeah!
i can definitely come over!!
are you at your house right now?
wait, that is a dumb question, you are probably at your house if you are inviting me over!

[luckout]

Yeah, who else would it 8e?
You don't know any other ladies that type in this shade of cerulean, do you?
Anyway, yeah, I'm at my hive.
Just sitting around doing a8solutely nothing. 8oooooooored and w8ing. So get your windy 8utt over here if you're coming.

let's say this is wednesday, the 21st

[glowsferatu]

What Did You Do

ahahah works for me

[dupable]

what?

[glowsferatu]

Dont You What Me John Egbert It Was All Over The Network
What Were You Thinking
Were You Even Thinking

Morning of the 4th.

[nitidus]

Good morning, John. I would like you to take a look at the date. After you have looked at the date, I would then like you to think long and hard about the significance of it.

[dupable]

oh woah!
is it the fourth already?
happy birthday, rose!

[nitidus]

It's amazing how time flies.
Speaking of flying, you will never guess what it is I am doing this morning.